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Wednesday, August 8th 2007 at 12:11 am
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Yes.
It is finally time I feel for a long awaited update. Actually I doubt it was really awaited, you've all probably forgotten I even have an LJ...
What has been happening in the land of spaz....
First up I got a new job. I now am a proud Reggata's boss. Oh yes. I've joined loony world working there but it's great and the tips are amazing! £25 a DAY in tips alone. Now that's what i'm talking about.
I finished my music business course and this year i'm going to be re-doing my highers. I really should have studied more in school but oh well. I'm oing to be doing this year -
English
Drama
Sociology
Biology.
Not bad eh? The future plan is to pass them all with a B and go to uni! Prefferably Glasgow or Edinburger to do an English degree with the hopes of becoming a secondary school English teacher....BWAHAHA! No really.
So i've been working...working...woooorking.....hmm. Where's the playing?
OH Yes.... with the A- TEAM!
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Tuesday, June 26th 2007 at 1:10 am
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Tuesday, April 10th 2007 at 12:31 am
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Heather!!! (i.e LUV4LESTAT!!)
This is for you!!
http://bebo.com/watch/810829720
And anyone else appreciative of Captain Jack Sparrow. My great great great grandfather. R.I.P grandaddy. *sniff*
Long story.
Love you all!
x
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Friday, March 30th 2007 at 3:30 pm
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I've noticed recently that instead of posting my own entry, all i've been doing is reading others. Time for a wee change, though I don't know what to say really.
Well, college is going grand. We really are a tight bunch now which is nice, I never thought in a million years that would happen, I like it. Iain's gig is on monday, that should be fun...as long as it doesn't end up like last time. Last time I went with Carly, all was well, we drank...we were merry...we drank....we drank....drank some more....oh dear. We both ended up rather muntered, that's fair to say. After the gig everyone headed for a night out in the Garage. Needless to say we didn't get in. Although the poor bouncer did get an earful from me...."If you want a fucking power trip go out and get a real fucking job!" Dear dear. We headed to the noodle bar after that, Carly threw up insisting she had been spiked....I vote simply drunk haha! So I phoned Strike and we then proceeded to get stoned, a joint of pure skunk really knocks you off your feet....shame we were at the top of a very steep hill...poor strike having to carry me down, and the embaressment of having to stumble past that bloody bouncer. Safe to say I don't want a repeat of that really.
I need to get my graded unit in order. At the moment I have a band who want me to do merch for them. Their album is getting recorded in July and since they're already signed and have Japanese distribution that means a UK tour in august, Japan in November, Eurorock 2008 in America and then Warped tour. Keep your fingers crossed all goes well. On top of that I've got my street teaming for the Doon The Watter festival in Greenock, a rather large band in Birmingham (www.myspace.com/miccoli) wanting me to head their promo team up here and i've got two independant record labels wanting me to do work for them....on top of that I have my own work at the hotel and college to cope with. I feel like i'm not getting anything done anywhere, think I need to cut back on something. Thankfully the Doon The Watter festival is in May so that's almost over...I get to work the VIP bar woo!
My Chemical Romance was on Tue night, was a rather amazing night. Not as good as their last gigs, less crowd reaction for one, less crowd interaction from the band. Hopefully they'll get that in order soon. I went planning not to drink....at one point I had a beer in each hand and Danny holding a vodka and coke for me. Yet again - oh dear! Good night though.
Well. That's all i've really been up to. My parents are in Tenereffe so my gran is down for a "holiday" aka my parents still don't trust me with the house. Hopefully that will have changed as I think i've been rather responsible this time. Strange feeling I have to say!
Ahh well, leave me some comment loving as an update really is a rare occurence from me...later everyone!!
xo
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Monday, January 29th 2007 at 1:25 am
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ARGHHHH. Everything right now is sucking. Home life is sucking. Work is sucking and friends are sucking. Actually for some of it "sucking" is too light a word, life is just fucking chaotic and i'm not exaggerating one bit. Possible parental divorce. Depressed mother. Mother wants to "just go". Feels she doesn't belong anymore. Said i didn't need her. Told me to grow up. Said i'll manage to go on without her. Dads an alcoholic. Dads in denial. Dad was legless and broke the toilet seat in half last night while throwing his guts up. No shifts at work except one. Kevins losing his mind. Kevin's being a dick to everyone bar me creating high tension at work via kevin's fucking out of orderness which is making it miserable, i'm the only one he hasn't yelled at. Being treated like a charity cause. GEE THANKS.
Sometimes I just get so pissed off, i ended up in tears at work which was hella embaressing, thankfully kevin didn't see, only krista. This weekend. All this in ONE WEEKEND? The worlds gone FUCKING ASS PSYCHO.
/rant.
Pop tART.
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Monday, January 22nd 2007 at 12:45 am
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A nameless figure at a peak, a state in which he cannot speak. Standing so far above it all, a man preparing for the fall. Floating alone, the urban sun, shining upon the only one, his future hanging by a thread, romantic thoughts within his head. He waits,
though his friends arrive, no answers are in tow. He is young, and it's hard for him to see and he waits for the feeling that he lost so long ago, to be loved, to be free.
His mother calls him from below telling him never to let go, he seems to stand there with such grace, a peaceful look upon his face. He holds a letter in his hand, his friends will never understand. Without a heart, there's just a hole that shows the darkness of his soul.
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Sunday, January 14th 2007 at 10:29 am
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| You Are 68% Nerdy | 
You are a pretty big nerd, and you're getting nerdier every day.
Don't worry if you don't have friends... there's always robots. |
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Saturday, January 13th 2007 at 7:52 pm
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Neal Schweiber: So I wake up this morning, and guess what is sitting on the end of my bed?
Bill Haverchuck: A turd?
Neal Schweiber: Yes, Bill, a turd.
Bill Haverchuck: Ewwwwww! Gross!
Neal Schweiber: An Atari video set. Is my dad the coolest, or what? So shall we say Asteriods, my place, 3:30?
Bill Haverchuck: Yeah, if that's when you wanna get your butt kicked.
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Monday, January 8th 2007 at 7:48 pm
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I don't think i've ever been so scared in my life than i was last night. A true cowboys and indians adventure - oh and some fuds who wanted to kill my bar supervisor!!!
Righto, here's my wee part of what happened. We were all at the BP petrol station after being at a nightclub in Largs to buy fags and munchies when a few cunts came up in a car and started arguing about the queue trying to start fights and all that, long story short, i went for a fag! Next thing I know Alan is telling me to go and get Kev to keep him away because they had knives (for some reason it was Kev they wanted to kill) so I grab Kev cos he was heading back up to fight them (he'd walked away at first) and he told me to hurry and follow him so we end up behind this wee shop and eventually everyone followed and we all then ended up in some street trying to work out what to do because the neds kept driving past on the main road looking for us (this might be slightly blotchy cos naturally i was wasted)I remember William telling me to get home and that Alan and Kevin would be fine on their own, of course being my drunken invincible self I decided to go with them so next thing we were walking up this street (all 9 of us) and encounter some cunt standing in the middle of the road trying to cause some trouble so me kevin and alan head off leaving the cunt with everyone else incase he recognised Kev and ended up quietly trying to get away before any neds saw us, we ended up in some stupid littered lane that came to a dead end. brilliant. We then pondered crossing the gogo burn river on foot, thankfully we didn't!! On the way back up the street the next thing I know is Kev's pushed me behind the bonnet of a car to hide which had me scared shitless, we stayed there and alan went up to (i think it was 3) cunts up a bit, kev took his jacket off and made me hold it ready to just fight them, i persuaded him not to, then alan came running back saying he almost got fucking stabbed (and he's a weightlifter) and we had to run for it, so we approached the main road running at full speed and we lost Kev because i couldn't keep up so alan just grabbed my hand and pulled me onwards. So me and alan just headed down main street and avoided any suspicious cars while alan kept telling me i had to get my breath back incase any more neds appeared, which is rather hard to do when you have to do it, so he walked me home just incase and set off to find kevin. I just hope Alan's alright though because nobody's heard from him yet :-/
Eventful night eh?
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Thursday, January 4th 2007 at 7:43 pm
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Hahaha, if only!
New years was interesting. My mums car went swimming. It suprisingly ran the day after, my dad picked me up in it and I ended up with a wet butt. It still had puddles inside, but today it died. Sad that. I liked that car.
Was told by my mother I couldn't go home because the flood water was waist deep. Great hearing that on New Years Eve while at work around 9pm. It worked out well though, ended up in Laura's house getting rather ruined with Laura, her mum Anne, Kris, Kevin, Kevin's grandad and his little brother and sister who couldn't get home either, mainly because the road had collapsed into the sea. (Nice that, eh?)
Me and Kris ended up persuading Dennis (the grandfather) to do a shot of vodka. Instead he politely sipped it. It's just not the same really.
The next day was HELL though. Worst hangover ever, threw up 4 times, twice in laura's, once at home and again at work. Miserable. Still worth it though.
I've decided on a new years resolution - to stop being pathetic in certain areas.
I think it'll fail miserably, God i'm so pathetic. ;)
Over and out!
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Wednesday, January 3rd 2007 at 2:44 am
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I won't evr gbe happy again.
I'm pourin myselff sum whisky, I wanna get drunk.
sometimes song lyrics take the words right outta ma mouth.
fuckin work night out. I hope I hurt you. I hope u walk home alone, and I still want to make you jealous like your doin to me. dickhead.
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Saturday, December 2nd 2006 at 10:14 pm
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| mortalnonsense's LJ stalker is uneloquence! | | uneloquence is stalking you because they saw your picture and fell in love.. They are also prank calling you regularly! |
LJ Stalker FinderFrom Go-Quiz.comWhy Spazz... prank calls eh? I think you have some explaining to do! -grins- Well I thought it was about time for a little update. Not really been up to much, college and work, college and work, college and work....went to the Odean beat club gig on wednesday, was well good. Went with the girlies Donna, Tash and Hez. Went to Hez's for some drinks (aka lots of cocktails!) then went to the gig and met Iain and Shiv from college, buuut we had to leave early (aka before OBC even came on) and on Iain's advice of taking a shot of firewater in firewater...the drunken dancing began! Headed to the garage after firewater and got mildly depressed at the thought of being a total wimp when it comes to guys. I'll get there one day, but i'll admit i'm still a wimp and pathetic. So right now i'm dying of the flu. Got to get better before tue though for college to see a certain cutie pie. I really have nothing else to say, Kris is moving to largs tonight, so that'll be amazing fun but shame i'm too ill to go and say hello (aka get drunk and happy) *sniffles and blows nose* Over and out love x
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Monday, November 20th 2006 at 10:55 pm
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Thursday, November 16th 2006 at 3:47 pm
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I'm feeling deliciously sinful.
Well they encourage your complete co-operation
Send you roses when they think you need to smile
I can't control myself because I don't know how
And they love me for well honestly I'll be here for a while
So give them blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough
Blood, blood, blood
Grab a glass because there is going to be be a flood
A celebrated man amongst the gurnees
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful fuck
("Oh thank you")
I gave you blood, blood
Gallons of the stuff
I gave you all that you could drink and it's never been enough
I gave you blood, blood, bloooood.
I'm the kinda human wreckage that you love
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Friday, November 10th 2006 at 11:43 am
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I want to know 20 things about you.
1. Ever punch someone in the face?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a transvestite?
7. Have you ever wished someone dead?
8. Do You Like Bush?
9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death?
10. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like rock music?
13. Do you think I'm attractive?
14. If you could change anything about yourself would you?
15. Batman or Superman?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. IF you could live anywhere, where would it be?
18. What has been your biggest life changing experience?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you post this so I can answer the questions for you too?
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Monday, November 6th 2006 at 9:59 pm
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Amazingly crazy weekend with Laura, Kris, Danny and Kevin. Picture updates laterz! xox
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Monday, October 30th 2006 at 1:16 am
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Sunday, October 29th 2006 at 1:52 am
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You know whayt, I don't give a fuck if i'm ugly. I don't care too hoots if i'm fat or have a big nose and i really don't care about my skin, and i don't give a shit bout the tears on ma face. wat i care about is thee fact that people hate me for it. well fck you, i don't care abouut you either. i'm happy on my own.
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Saturday, October 28th 2006 at 12:14 am
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THE COMPLETE THEORY OF SHEEP
1. THE CAUSE OF PRECIPITATION BY SHEEP
It is believed that sheep are responsible for the production of precipitation due to the rising to the heavens of a sheep's soul after its death. Upon reaching a certain altitude (dependant on the current atmospheric sheep-soul density) the sheep's soul will form a cloud. Precipitation is then caused when the sheep-soul density rises to such a high extent that the clouds 'burst' and the sheep-souls fall to earth as rain or snow(1). The exact type of precipitation depends on the nature of the sheep that died, for example a good sheep's soul will fall to earth as rain due to its warm heart but an evil sheep's soul will fall to earth as hail or snow(2). A Liberal Democrat sheep's soul being somewhere in the middle will fall as sleet.
2. MIST AND FOG
Mist and fog are believed to occur following the death of a large number of sheep (known as a sheep massacre); this is due to a massive increase in the atmospheric sheep-soul density at a low altitude causing spontaneous low-level cloud creation.
3. REINCARNATION AND COTTON WOOL
As explained in (1) above a sheep's soul will at some time return to earth as a form of precipitation. This precipitation can be considered to be reincarnation as it is used by the Cotton Wool Plant to create new sheep i.e. the sheep's soul is re-born. Cotton Wool is similar to a bird's egg - an unfertilised egg remains an egg whereas a fertilised egg grows into a bird, this is identical to the way sheep and cotton wool are formed as cotton wool is merely the unfertilised form of sheep.
4. THE BIRTH OF CHICKENS
As is well known sheep may shed their wool at various stages of their life, this is in fact the shedding of parts of its body considered no longer suitable for continued life as part of the sheep, i.e. it is rejected. These parts of rejected sheep will, when they become concentrated enough, form a small fluffy chick which will grow into a large chicken.
(1) This shows that the reason that there is so much rain in Wales generally and specifically in Blaenau Ffestiniog is due to the large concentration of sheep i.e. there is a high sheep density. Compare this with Australia where although there is a higher number of sheep they are spread out over a large geographic area, therefore the actual sheep density is very low. It has been suggested that the rainfall in Wales could be reduced and increased in Australia by deporting a large number of sheep.
(2) The solidity will depend upon the psychological strength of the sheep i.e. a weak sheep's soul will fall as snow whereas a strong (well 'ard) sheep's soul will fall as hail (the harder the sheep - the bigger the hailstones). From the comments in (1) above it is suggested that it would be more beneficial if evil sheep are deported as it may help reduce the higher average temperature.
THE SHEEP LIFE CYCLE
cloud-->precipitation--->cotton wool plant--> cotton wool
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Friday, October 27th 2006 at 11:08 am
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Well i'm in college, in the library. Have nothing to do and have no idea what i'm meant to be doing. Always a good thing.
So here I am Mr Journal. Decided I should name you, since I talk to you a hell of a lot it would only be manners to call you by your real name. Freddie.
Hello Freddie.
Much better eh? Good.
Well Freddie, what did I do last night you ask? Well, I had a doctors appointment, my xray was alright and they managed to confirm I don't have TB. Bad news is I now have a hell of a lot more tests to get...blah!
Had dinner, amazing cheesy pasta steak beak thingy. IMMENSE.
After that I headed to Laura's and me, laura and kevin got drunk while watching the Boondock Saints and taking a drink everytime they said "fuck" in the movie. That was a fucking amount of fucking whisky! Oh we also played the playstation then tormented Kris on the phone to no avail as I can't remember if he said he was coming to largs or not, phoned matthew afterwards though and he said he will so yay!
Class was hilarious this morning, rodders went and ranted for an HOUR AND A HALF about our being lazy and bitchin about him to David (our guidance teacher) seriously I could have had an extra hour in bed, actually several hours as there is no point in my being here right now! And all roddy is doing is printing of web pages and handing them out, at time of writing this I have collected....18 single pages of news stories i'll never read.
Babysitting tonight, yay! Money for watching tv! It's seriously the best job ever!
I don't really have anything else to say which really sucks as I have another 40 mins to waste. I can't even get on myspace, not even bebo or youtube as all the decent website's are blocked which sucks as we amazing music biz students need our myspace for college - actually. Fucking (takes a drink) shit.
Well Freddie, I hope you enjoyed my little ramble. Shame you can't talk back, i'm really bored haha!
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